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Tree Squeak Protocol

Welcome, Squirrely Citizen, to the Squirrelly Revolution's Etiquette for Tree Squeaks!

Rule 1: Don't be a Nutcase

When addressing a fellow Squirrely, always use proper nut-greeting etiquette. A simple "Squeak, Squeak!" will suffice.

Use the correct tree-squeak dialect when conversing with fellow Squirrelys.
Respect the Squirrely hierarchy: Elder Squirrely, Squeaky Squirrely, and Junior Squirrel.
Never, EVER, use a Squirrely's stash as a personal ash-tray!

For more advanced Squeak Etiquette, visit our Squeak Etiquette 101 page!

Or, for a Squirrely's guide to the best nut-based recipes, check out Squirrelly's Nutty Cuisine!